Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom H. Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, John Roberts, Tim Dacey, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, Steven Davis, Jim Dauterive, Larry Murphy, J.P. Schroeder, W. Molyneux, E. Molyneux, R. Hastings, J. Johnston, K. Chow-Min Yu & Bob’s Burgers
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Uh oh, we got customers Gene, put an out of order sign on the door (On it) (Good!) Wait, what should it say? Out of order: Dad stuck on toilet (No.) What about; Out of order: Toilet cursed with evil Kids, just stop drawing attention to the door Go help your mother Hi Linda! I'm ready to make Bob pretty I brought my scissors and my tweezers... Oh, oh, hi Gretchen Gretchen's here Bob She's gonna get ya camera ready Kids go wait on the other customers Everything's gonna be okay Everything's gonna be okay Bad stuff happens in the bathroom I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum Can't let them see me with my pants down Coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now But I'll be out of here in no time I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine Today is gonna be a great day I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away Let's be clear I did absolutely nothing wrong I'm not to blame it's not my fault This is just to say If Gene had pooped like every day This would have all just blown away But he'll be out of there in no time No one's gonna blame me I'll be doing just fine Today is gonna be a great day If Teddy can't unstick my dad I'll find another way Hey where's Bob? I wanna tell him I can smell him from across the street Yeah, Linda, where is Bob? I gotta do his hair for big interview Interview? What interview Bob's got a big magazine interview What, are they writing an article on guys with mustaches you wanna punch Zoom! I say zoom now, you like it (Eh it's okay) Let's be clear (Bad stuff happens in the bathroom) I did absolutely nothing wrong (I'm just glad that it) I'm not to blame it's not my fault (Happens in a vacuum) This is just to say (Can't let them see me with my pants down) If Gene had pooped like every day (Coasters magazine is) This would have all just blown away (Gonna be my big chance now) But he'll be out of there in no time (I'll be out of here in no time) No one's gonna blame me I'll be doing just fine (I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine) Today is gonna be a great day If Teddy can't unstick my dad I'll find another way (I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away)