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Magnificent Bastards

Dog Park Dissidents
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There's been a big red button Capable of starting doomsday And all you paid it no mind Until now guess who's holding the key You don't think about a thing without a bullet in your brain Don't know about nothin' till it threatens to cause you pain But now you got no right to complain Now that we have your attention Ladies and gentlemen, please I'd like to introduce you to the man of the hour and me We got all this lost time, and not a moment to spare But we got a captive audience trapped inside our lair And now we'll force you to care Do you really think it's true? What they say about me and Carlo You didn't really think this through, did you? No, but we'd never expect less If you got a thing to do, hit that Go, the world's breath is bated Show 'em all what you can do, take me down Do you feel lucky? I love to see you plead The look of terror on all your faces Is just what I need To be profoundly gleed If you don't wanna hear about my evil plan Let's skip to the part where the rich, straight, white, cis man Saves the world from me Do you really think it's true? What they say about me and Carlo You didn't really think this through, did you? No, but we'd never expect less If you got a thing to do, hit that Go, the world's breath is bated Show 'em all what you can do, take me down Do you feel lucky? Well it was way too hard whipping up a dissent With everybody acting in an evil intent Instead we gonna take it to a greater extent Cause he and I are magnificent In a den of viper venom we're the cobra kings Slyer than all the foxes with our devious games You kleptocrats, you thought you knew from ill-gotten gains But we are the emperors of everything And I know, and I know, that the only way home Is to go down below where the bastards patrol We're taking on the underworld and making it ours They say you gotta join 'em; fuck em, we'll be the dons If you can't beat them, cheat 'em out of their crowns Think you're evil? Wish you could be this malevolent We make sinister into cabaret, malefic Broadway Oh, look at him and I, we are mag-fucking-nificient And we are the emcees of the end of the world Drop the curtain and the guillotine