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Reaper or Rapper? (self introduction rap)

Calliope Mori
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Okay, ไบŒๅƒไบŒๅ mobbin' mythical crew! We are "Hololive: Myth" Let me show you how we do! Did you really think I'd rap like that? Sorry, tough luck Vocals gangster as can be And I'm still ใ‚‚ใˆ as fuck I lowered all yo' expectations And I'll tank 'em again Because I like to diss myself Along with all of my friends! I guess that you could say That I'm old-fashioned The soul-snatchin' Much-prefer-the-scythe-slashin'-to-dome-blastin' Master of murder! But you've heard the good word of Mister YAGOO I'm presuming? 'Bout the brand new idol crew that won't take losing for an outcome Want somะต? Come and get it, man. We'rะต ruthless But how am I gonna prove this? Without my scythe, I'm useless The truth is... I'm a reaper on hiatus Try'na decide how to play this Trapped in a stasis - I hate this! I haven't taken a life in like ages, okay This is heinous, but wait Look at me now! Try'na get souls and I just found out how! Put up a shroud Stream for the crowd Play up the game, and the viewers could bow! Stay tough, 'cause maybe the hate will get loud And the state of my mind could decline 'cause I'm proud (Press "F" to doubt) I'll shut my mouth... Getting the feeling this rhyme's going south But forget that! (Deep breath) Slow it down, regret The hell was I thinkin'? I'm sinkin', outta breath The heat's getting to me... (ใŠใคใ‚ซใƒชๆง˜ใ€œ) ใ‚ใ‚ŠใŒใจใ†ใ€‚ใŠๅฎขๆง˜ใซใ€Œ่ฐƒๅญใฉใ†?ใ€ ไธปใซ่‹ฑ่ฏญใงใƒฉใƒƒใƒ—ใ—ใฆใ„ใใคใ‚‚ใ‚Šใชใ‚“ใ ใ‘ใฉ ๅ‹‰ๅผบใฎใŸใ‚ใซใ€ๅคšๅˆ†ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ฏญใ‚’ไฝฟใฃใฆใฟใŸใ„ใจๆ€ใ†ใ€œ (ใ„ใ‚„ใ„ใ‚„ใ„ใ‚„ใ€ใพใ˜ใงๆœ€ๆ‚ชใ ใฃใŸใ€ใใ‚Œ) Okay, manager... can we restart? I'll stick to banter, play it smart No? Shaking your head, that means no, right? Shit, okay... Geez, I blew it. I can tell! Cue the haters typing "sell" Thought that I could do the shit by simply rapping well But I've been lying, in case ya couldn't see I'm worse than the rest So as for any people buying Fuck it, welcome to hell, I guess Reaperใ‹Rapper? ใฉใฃใกใงใ‚‚ใ„ใ„ใ‚ˆ Yeah, let the blood and rhymes free-flow All my life been no bark, all bite I kill people! Welcome to my LIVE-stream, though! Reaperใ‹Rapper? ใฉใฃใกใงใ‚‚ใ„ใ„ใ‚ˆ Yeah, let the blood and rhymes free-flow Dead Beat in life (Dead) Dead Beat in death (Dead) Death be alright So love me 'til your last breath! Word! (What the fuck...) So now that ya know... ็ด ็›ดใงไผใˆใ‚ˆใ† I'll let ya peak at my soul But just a little, keep my anger locked inside And speak my feelings in riddles That's how I do it... ใฏใ„, ใฏใ„! ใ‚ซใƒชใ‚ชใƒšๆฃฎใจ็”ณใ—ใพใ™ ๆญป็ฅžๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใฎไธ€็ปชใซใ„ใคใ‚‚้กฝๅผ ใฃใฆใ‚‹ใ‚“ใงใ—ใŸใ‚ˆ ใ‚“! ใ‚ˆใ‚ใ—ใ! ็งใญ ใ€็š†ใจไธ€็ปชใซๆฅฝใ—ใ‚ใŸใ„ใ‘ใฉใ€็งใฎใ“ใจ ใŒๅซŒใ„ใชไบบใŒใŸใใ•ใ‚“ๅฑ…ใ‚‹ใจๆ€ใ† ๆญป็ฅžใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚ I'm a reaper So... I got a lotta haters, I guess Well, you know what they say: ใ€Œใพใ‚ใ€ใ—ใ‚‡ใ†ใŒใชใ„ใญใ€ Which means, "it can't be helped" But, if you pronounced it the way that I just did It actually means, "there is no salt!"