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Maze / Petting Zoo Bounce House
Mike Phirman
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Let's do a maze!
Sure, why not?
Let's see if we can help this car find their way through the winding road to get to their destination
And hey, maybe this GPS can help with some directions, too
GPS: Please enter your destination
Starting navigation
Make a right. Now make a left
Make a right. Another right
Go straight. Make a left
Dead end. Back it up. Back it up
Turn right. Turn left
Turn right. Go straight
Another left. Another right
Left. Right. Left. Right
Dead end
Kid: Where are we going?
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Mike: Well, Iโll tell you where weโre going but not until we get there
Iโll tell you where weโre going
It isnโt very far
Iโll tell you where weโre going but not until we get there
Iโll tell you once the place weโre going is the place we are
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Kid: Or you could just tell us now
Mike: Nope!
GPS: Now make a left. Dead end. Back up
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Mike: All right, we're making a quick stop to pick up your uncle James!
Kid: Is he the one that whistles all the time?
Mike: Yep!
James: Mike!
Mike: James!
(James Whistles)
GPS: Watch out for the cones
Dead end. Make a U-turn
Make a right. Now make a left
Make another U-turn. Another right
Make four more U-turns
Just keep making U-turns
Dead end up ahead
I think we're lost
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James: Hey, where are we going?
Mike: Oh, you wanna know?
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Well, Iโll tell you where weโre going but not until we get there
Iโll tell you where weโre headed
As soon as weโve arrived
Iโll tell you where weโre going but not until we get there
Iโll tell you where weโre going
Just as soon as where weโre drivingโs where we drived
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Kid: Shouldn't that be "drove?"
Mike: Yeah, it's "drove"
GPS: You have reached your destination
Mike: Hey! We made it! We're out of the maze!
Kid: Where are we?
Mike: Where do you hope we are?
Kid: I hope that we are at a bounce house
Kid: I hope that we're at a petting zoo
Mike: What if I told you the one that who'll get what they hope for
Is both of you?
Wait! Are we at the petting zoo that's in a bounce house?
Mike: Yep!
James: Wait, it's a what?
Mike: It's a petting zoo in a bounce house
Kid: It's a petting zoo
Kid: In a bounce house
Mike: C'mon, let's go!
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What is it?
(Itโs a petting zoo)
And where is it?
(In a bounce house)
And what is it?
(Itโs a petting zoo!)
And tell me where it is!
(In a bounce house!)
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Has it got sheep? Mmm-mm
Has it got a goat? Yep
Has it got a donkey? Yes
Has it got a llama? Yep
Has it got a goose? Yes
Does it have rinocerontes? Sรญ
Has it got a duck? Yes
Has it got a pony? Uh-huh
Has it got a pig? Yep
Has it got a rabbit? Uh-huh
Has it got a kangaroo? Well... NO
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Because you canโt have a kangaroo in a bounce house
You canโt have a kangaroo in a bounce house
You canโt have a kangaroo in a bounce house
Because itโll jump too high
Then you wonโt have a kangaroo in the bounce house
You wonโt have a kangaroo in the bounce house
You wonโt have a kangaroo OR a bounce house
Because itโll rip right through the roof
And fly right through the sky
And pretty soon itโs gonna hit the moon
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What about a wallaby?
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Well...
You might have a wallaby in the bounce house
Maybe you could have a wallaby in the bounce house
I guess you could have a wallaby in the bounce house
If its a little guy
But you canโt have a kangaroo in the bounce house
You canโt have a kangaroo in the bounce house
You canโt have a kangaroo in the bounce house
Because itโll jump too high
Itโll jump, itโll jump too high
No kangaroos in the bounce house or else it'll jump too high
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Too high!
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