Betty's Pitch
Grace Hodgett Young, Tom Francis, Andrew Lloyd Webber
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I READ ONE OF YOUR STORIES
WASN'T IT SCRIBNER'S, SOME MAGAZINE?
TITLE: SOMETHING WITH WINDOWS
IT WAS 'DARK WINDOWS'
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN
THAT'S RIGHT
I REALLY LIKED IT
I'M ALL WARM
AND RUNNY INSIDE
LET ME PITCH IT TO SHELDRAKE
I MAY BE BROKE BUT
I STILL HAVE MY PRIDE
COME ON. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE
WRITERS WITH PRIDE DON'T LIVE IN L.A
SILENCE, EXILE AND CUNNING
THOSE ARE THE ONLY CARDS YOU CAN PLAY
SHELDRAKE WON'T BUY THIS STORY
HE LIKES TRASHY STEREOTYPES
JESUS, THINK OF THE EFFORT
TRYING TO GET HIM TO HEIGHTEN HIS SIGHTS
EVERY MOVIE'S A CIRCUS
CAN'T WE DISCUSS THIS, SCHWAB'S THURSDAY NIGHT?
WHAT FOR? NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
I HAVE TO GO NOW. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT
What's the rush?
SEE THOSE PALOOKAS?
YES, WHAT ABOUT THEM?
DO ME A TERRIFIC FAVOUR
KEEP THEM AMUSED WHILE I ESCAPE
IF YOU'RE AT SCHWAB'S ON THURSDAY
DONE
Those guys are after my car
If I lose that in this town, it's like having my legs cut off
Let's duck into the soundstage
Come on, Gillis, give us the keys
Or I'll reshape your face
Shhh! Please be quiet, Mr. DeMille is shooting over there
So what?
They're doing a red-hot scene. You want to stay and watch?
No
I think we have five minutes