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Read Her
Willam
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I wrote down adjectives and nouns
Scribbled words and verbs
And then shopped it 'round
Sold it for sixty more thousand bucks than I had
(What? Like writing a book's hard?)
And when you read it
You'll agree that it will lead you
Down a path so bad
This "game show fad"
Balls out, no double entendre
(I know Entendre! She's a bitch)
I might just spill some T
About this dude who's on TV
(I have no clue who you're talking about)
His producer's dick is huge
And I know because I tasted his splooge
You tried to make me behave
You shooshed and shushed all the fun away
But fuck you I'm not a Ru-Girl who's some clichรฉ
In here I'll make it clear
Why I'm a superstar who will go far on own
Such my bone as I walk away (calm down)
Oh, read her
Oh, read all this alphanumerically (alpha-numera-what?)
Oh, read her
Oh, your mess sucks less each and every page (turn the page bitch)
You read here for some makeup tips
And I won't omit how to pop your zits
Your fucked mug looks better with my book held right here
Uh
I'll show you how you can steal a man
Or cheat on exams and then pull some scams
You need three D's to fill up your life
(Dick, drag, drugs)
I'm just like Wikileaks
But my dick's up in my ass cheeks
Oh, and B.T.W
You wanna tuck?
That's in chapter 2 (I think its actually chapter 17)
If some bitch tries to step to you
Use your RBF as a countermove
An RBF is conveiently defined back in the back of the book with all the words and what they mean
Counterattack with my paperback
Really beat that ass
But leave good feedback, please
On Amazon for the times I pour all this shit
In this god damn fucking book!
UHHNN
Read her
Oh, read all this alphanumerically
Oh, read her
Oh, your mess sucks less each and every page
Read her
Read her
Read her
Read her
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