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Santa's Too Fat for the Hula Hoop
Pixies
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When Santa came to my house, he gave me a hula-hoop
I tried and tried to make it spin, but it wouldn't loop the loop
So Santa said, "I'll help you, you really do look funny"
Then he hopped and he popped, but he couldn't get the hoop around his tummy
Santa's too fat for the hula-hoop, he's rounder than a bunny
Santa's too fat for the hula-hoop, he can't get it around his tummy
Poor Santa nudged and wiggled, but still didn't have much luck
He pushed it down an inch or two, then the hula-hoop got stuck
So Santa gave up trying and said to me, "Bye Jimney"
Guess I'll have to leave by your front door 'cause I can't climb up the chimney
Santa's too fat for the hula-hoop, he's rounder than a bunny
Santa's too fat for the hula-hoop, he can't get it off his tummy
I said goodbye dear Santa, and helped him in his sleigh
I heard his reindeer laugh and laugh as he started on their way
Now if you spy old Santa, and somehow he looks funny
Just remember that my hula-hoop ("is stuck around my tummy")
Santa's too fat for the hula-hoop, he's rounder than a bunny
Santa's too fat for the hula-hoop, ("I can't get it off my tummy")
Santa's too fat for the hula-hoop ("I'm too fat, I'm too fat")
Santa's too fat for the hula-hoop ("I'm too fat, I'm too fat")
Santa's too fat for the hula-hoop ("I'm too fat, I'm too fat")
Santa's too fat for the hula-hoop ("I'm too fat, I'm too fat")