Ridiculoid
Cannibal Ox El‐P
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Shut up
Yo, yo, yo
My life's not right (Check one)
My life's not right (Check two)
My life's not right (Check three)
Are you ready?
When I send a sickness like dog soldiers
Bolted in with flying debris and bad programs
And landmines that remind me of the sexiest of slow jams
I pull up like a fever and murder the room by numbers
I was nursed by the biggest of buildings that had to talk
Like a panicked cat with a butcher half attached to his dead mother
Not as material Mike Walker to switch and live for the twisted shit
Images of boyscouts getting twisted
Electronic clowns folding out
The realest television is the one that talks out loud to you
When the plug has been rolled out
And they say productivity is up, guess what? I lost my passion
Sick of waiting in line for my week to chart the ration
It's bad health and industrial sadness
Never helped by tofu franks or holistic magnets
See this addiction is more random
I walk door to door in Mormon style submitting my sick tantrums
Because I wasn't born handsome
But I'm complete with the capacity to push greatness
But beats'll have to be registered as sex offenders
Represented to the public
I'll exfoliate your face with the acid inside my stomach
Binge and purge, we live in thirty second blurbs
And if consumers stopped existing we'd forget how to use words
Just fucking eat each other 'til the next ice age occurs
Or just source awards scratching our heads like "What happened?"
But the kids would have disclosed it to a lost mute if you asked them
Opt for plant life that sits and looks pretty
To attract curious insects and angels willing to study
Below any self-respecting actor's in a German shyster film
Who gobbles on your dick and human feces
And fingers clap buttons for sanctified awareness
From art scares to post readings
This is a voice from a dead dimension
Without astral projection
The sluggish, rugged, disgust funk that hovers
Acne lab rat escape barely breathing through the heating vents
I try to come back with my family before the poison feeding commenced
But if I should exhaust the God's patience
Also meditate my placement
It's elements of love that got me this far
And it's in my dreams I see their faces and murderers
Mike handles and clap sandals
Hands sand off jewels and I can't stand on truth
And off booms willy with my ankle
Broom on the block silly with a mint Ellie
Watch young ladies hopscotch with the pink jellies
That's me trying to buy Betty with the long list and pop bellies
'Til it's nauseous
Raw dog orphan straight out of the orphanage
Often lost in the realm trying to find self
Trapped like a marksman with rats that'll all get mad high
Got my mind wrapped in a coffin
Resurrect thoughts in a morphing
Morphing to Aquaman
Poly in the waters
Hawking the dolphin to get that
Bilingual spinitron trying to get it on
And spit a thorn that'll split a form in half
Studying math like pro equal love mixed with ash
Spit fast ass stick to daddies
Snip snappers and twist off caps
When you fucking with the sickest caddies
My life's not right (Check one)
My life's not right (Check two)
My life's not right (Check three)
Are you ready?
See I exist, iron fist
Metal speech, scientist
Came out the womb of a phoenix
Expect nothing less than a mature flame
Velocity's my plane, my thought is my train
The galaxy is the body
Sun is the heart and the black hole's the brain
Heard my verse, ain't nothing the same
I leave your mouth open with your standards
The words the mission, esophagus is the cannon
Cypher unknown, the upper hand on overstanding
Watch the landing
Believe it or not I'm walking on air
Last of America's heroes here to close the circle
I still remember the age of Kaliko
A daily struggle but I hold on to the vision
Hip-hop at its best when it lacked television
And everybody wasn't an MC
You know where the flows be
And if you check the rhymes slowly
You'll find out cats is unseen like Nairobi
And most likely opening doors with the psyche
If it's a mic-y, he'll eat anything
Starving for happy, I crush anything
Got stars from the songs you sing
This shit's ridiculous