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The Etiquette Song

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When you walk into a party, it's a formal universe Ja! So you jump up on your host and with a kiss say "Hello Nurse"! No! Remember that good diction reflects so well on you Ja! So practice all your vowel sounds by saying "aeiou" No! To use the right utensils, one of etiquette's demands Ugh! So we recommend you throw them out and eat with your hands A salad fork, a dinner fork A butter knife, a water glass A soup spoon, a dinner knife A fork for eating pickled bass An oyster fork, dessert spoon A napkin and a finger bowl A dinner spoon, a salad knife A bread plate for your dinner roll We've heard the rules you need to know to make that social climb But we'd rather spend our energy on having a good time!