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The Last Pirate Standing

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We sing we dance and we drink If you don't sing along walk the plank Great pirates and smugglers we'll make And our captain is starting to stink Grab a cup, fill it up And swallow back some ale It's no wonder our skin is so pale It's no wonder our skin is so pale! In all degrees we sail the seas In search of a new song to sing 'em We soldier on battles lost and won Now it's time to say ARGH for no reason Full pirate attack with a Marshall stack Let's make some eardrums bleed With your fist in the air yes indeed With your fist in the air yes indeed! Oh! We sing we dance and we drink If you don't sing along walk the plank Great pirates and smugglers we'll make And our captain is starting to stink Grab a cup fill it up And swallow back some ale It's no wonder our skin is so pale It's no wonder our skin is so pale! Well, my mates they call me E I was raised sailin' the seas It's time to pump your fists and yell And have some cups of whiskey We've come to pillage and light up this village Some treasure is all that we need Set sail tomorrow at dawn If you know what's best sing along Oh! We sing we dance and we drink If you don't sing along walk the plank Great pirates and smugglers we'll make And our captain is starting to stink Grab a cup fill it up And swallow back some ale It's no wonder our skin is so pale It's no wonder our skin is so pale! We swapped the shades for eye patches And traded our suits for a sword Tonight we drop the Agent bit And strike up a pirate chord! Grab a glass you scurvy bastard And sing out your guts to the sea If I don't hear your voice then you'll bleed Here's the words if you're not up to speed Oh! We sing we dance and we drink If you don't sing along walk the plank Great pirates and smugglers we'll make And our captain is starting to stink Grab a cup fill it up And swallow back some ale It's no wonder our skin is so pale It's no wonder our skin is so pale! We may lose fights! We may eat rats! We swab the deck right! And clean the halls! We like everything! We can't even sing! But we've got the biggest ship of them all! We sing we dance and we drink! We sing we dance and we drink! We sing we dance and we drink! We sing we dance and we drink! We sing we dance and we drink If you don't sing along walk the plank Great pirates and smugglers we'll make And our captain is starting to stink Grab a cup fill it up And swallow back some ale It's no wonder our skin is so pale It's no wonder our skin is so pale! Walk the plank!