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SOCCER
Akira The Don, Scott Adams
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It's literally everything
And on top of that
You've got TikTok
Doing these videos
Childless adults
Saying how great their weekends are
'Cause they don't have any kids
Now I have two feelings about that
Number one
They're totally right about
How great their weekend is without kids
However
I'll just speak for myself
There's almost nothing
I ever did as a single person
That was as fun
As getting up on a Saturday morning
And watching my stepdaughter at the time
Play soccer
There's nothing I did
That was more fun than that
And was it easy
Nope
There was driving
And waking up
And getting food
And
Making sure everybody's taken care of
And you gotta bring chairs down
And cancel everything else and
It's a lot of work
There's nothing I did that that was more
More fun than that
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
That's it
Couldn't top that
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
The second thing
Like the best moments ever
Do you ever think about
What you would remember
If your life flashed in front of you
Like you're dying
I don't know if that really happens
But do you ever think
Like what do you call your life
Because I find that there are moments
That I call my life
You ever have that
Like I don't think
If my life was flashing
Before my eyes
I don't think I would think
About my Dilbert career
You know 35 years of doing it every day
I don't think I would think about it
I'll tell you what I would think about
If I can
I would think about watching
Disney movies
With my step kids
That's it
That's what I would think about
There's nothing I did that that was more
More fun than that
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
That's it
Couldn't top that
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
There's nothing I did that that was more
More fun than that
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
That's it
Couldn't top that
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
Watching my stepdaughter play soccer
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