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Andy Poland
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Patently stupid
That's what they say
If you've got an idea (hey!)
Just tell us today
People have problems
But what can you do?
Invent a solution
And that's money for you
Put on your thinkin' cap
Grab a pen and make a design
Give your invention a name
And write out your tagline
Then it's time to pitch your idea
With confidence, style, and flair
Get investors to give you some cash
Soon, you'll be a millionaire
Toby and Lena
They used to be wed
They still work together
But they don't share a bed
They've gotten a warning
From the FTC (uh oh)
But there's nothin' illegal
'Bout making money
Patently stupid
There's nothin' to lose
Sure, we take a percentage
But that's paying your dues
You'll be successful
And that we will swear
Patently stupid
Let the buyer beware