Assistant Principal's Big Day (Album Version) [Album Version]/Album Version
Adam Sandler
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Good morning students and faculty, if I could have your attention
Please. As you may or may not know, Principal Campbell will not be
Here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection, leaving me
Assistant Principal Dunbar, as the school's lone administrator for
The next few days. Though the policies set forth by Principal
Campbell will remain the same, there will be some additional
Regulations you must also follow. Number one: smoking outside the
Administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods
Number two: the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the
Locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash
Their breasts and buttocks while I play with myself. Number three
While showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or
Laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me is also
Prohibited. Number four: girls are encouraged to wash each other
Freely as I build towards orgasm. Number five: while I am
Ejaculating, the boys' gymnastic team must undress each other
Spread-eagle in front of me, and satisfy each other orally
Until I have completed ejaculating. Finally, rule number six
Any student caught writing graffiti or defacing school property
Will be automatically suspended unless they are masturbating
If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will
Be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass. Good day