Weathermen Have Become...
David Cross
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I think there is... there is one good thing that has come out of this
War in Iraq, and uh, just 'cause you gotta find a silver lining, you
Know, and... No, seriously, I'm not joking. I'm not joking, there is
One good thing that's come out of it, and that is, you know, let's be
Honest, you know, 10,000 less Iraqis. Yeah, come on people, those
People have fucked with us never, alright? Never, read your history
Books. Alright, um... Oh, I can't wait for Operation Rest of the
Brown Ones, that's gonna be a good one. That domino effect. Yeah
Syria's next, motherfucker, come on. No, um, the best thing about it
Is that, uh, for somebody like me, it gives me an opportunity to hear
All the country and western music that I've been missing, you know?
Seriously, 'cause I don't listen to shitty music, and I, um, I don't
I try not to, you know, um, I don't go see shitty movies, I don't
Watch shitty TV shows, um, I'm fuckin' stupid that way, um, so like
Yeah, I don't get to hear all the Toby Keith stuff and the Daryl
Woolerys and all that shit, but, but when the war, you know, when
There's that patriotism, nationalism, fascism thing going on, and
That stuff rises to the top, and then you get to hear it, you know
Incessantly, and uh, and, and that's what the war's good for, you
Know, in a sense, and, and my favorite song, I actually got to hear
Twice, is uh, "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood, you know, who
Which he wrote that for the Gulf War, but then, fuckin' September
11Th, "9/11 Remix." Yeah, that's right, and uh, um, what I like
About that, uh, that song is it's got that great line in there
You know, when he goes, "And I'd surely stand up next to you and
Defend her still today." Really? Well, here's your second chance
Asshole, fuckin' pick up a gun and hop to it, plane leaves from over
There. Get the fuck over there, asshole, what? Put your money where
Your mouth is, you fuckin' hypocrite. What? I'm sorry, I couldn't
Hear you with all the flags flapping in my ears. What? What's that?
Oh, you got another gig at Branson, okay, I'm sorry, yeah. That
I mean, the irony, that's amazing, there's the irony of like, all
These people all across America just proudly and emotionally stirred
Standing up at concerts, you know, at all the state fairs and, you
Know, NASCAR smash-em-ups and all that shit, and just
Going, "And I'd surely stand up next to you and..."
Well, not me, but my neighbor's kid, "and defend her
." Well, he had to go to college, you know, what...