John Travolta / Royale With Cheese
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Okay, so tell me again about the hash bars
Okay, what you wanna know?
Hash is legal there, right?
Yeah, it's legal but it ain't 100% legal
I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant
Roll a joint and start puffin' away
I mean, they want you to smoke in your
Home or certain designated places
And those are hash bars?
Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay
It's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it
It's legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter
'Cause get a load of this, alright
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam
It's illegal for them to search you
I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have
Oh man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it, I'm fuckin' goin'
I know, baby, you dig it the most
But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
What?
It's the little differences
I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here
But it's just, just there it's a little different
Example
Alright, well you can walk into a movie
Theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer
And I don't mean just like no paper cup
I'm talkin' about a glass of beer
And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
No man, they got the metric system
They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is
Then what do they call it?
They call it a Royale with cheese
Royale with cheese
That's right
What do they call a Big Mac?
A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac
Le Big Mac
What do they call a Whopper?
I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King
You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
What?
Mayonnaise
Damn
I seen 'em do it, man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit
Yuck