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Sex, Drugs & Ballroom Dancing
Beau
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My client, whose time has been constantly cursed
Deserves a degree of compassion
When life's little burdens were being dispersed
He truly got more than his ration
All his addictions are listed and logged
And laid bare before you today
A couple have left his mind fleetingly fogged
But humbly, My Lady, we say...
Sex, drugs and ballroom dancing
My client is prey to them all
The video shows his extravagant prancing
Shortly preceding the brawl
No one will argue, his eager technique
Could be a whole lot neater
Sadly, he had โ and we will let him speak
Overdosed on the Veleta
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Exhibit A, an hour before
The woman we see with the band
Isn't, as rumour has had it, a whore
So far as we understand
The video shows how my client is seen
He possibly could have been kinder
Kicking the man at the right of your screen
Later confirmed as her minder
Sex, drugs and ballroom dancing
My client has never denied
Aggressive reverses and even advancing
Or sometimes a secretive slide
He was, he contends, defending the weak
When someone appeared to ill-treat her
Sadly, he had โ and we will let him speak
Overdosed on the Veleta
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The ballroom was dark. Should you misunderstand
My client was putting out feelers
Not, he will say when he takes to the stand
At any time searching for dealers
It's true, he'll admit, he made a mistake
Many indeed will say nobly!
In selflessly offering twenty-five pounds
Inviting her to Paso Doble
Sex, drugs and ballroom dancing
My client has multiple flaws
Anybody even casually glancing
Can fathom the probable cause
Witnesses say, in a ripple of pique
He may well have shown her his heater
Sadly, he had โ and we will let him speak
Overdosed on the Veleta
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The lady in question has since disappeared
That's perfectly run of the mill
The last thing that anyone heard, she appeared
To be trying to learn the Quadrille
My client will strongly and firmly deny
Whatever the other side say
And that, in a nutshell, My Lady, is why
He stands here before you today...
Sex, drugs and ballroom dancing
My thanks go to all on the scene
Who've worked so hard in successfully lancing
A boil that should never have been
Had I remembered the incident, though
Their task would have clearly been harder
Sadly, I had โ as I think you all know
Overdosed on the Lambada...
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