In My Little Snapshot Album
George Formby "I'm The Ukelele Man"
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Now I'm a young inventor
A chap with good ideas
I built myself a camera
It took me years and years
It's a wonderful invention
With special X-ray tricks
It can take a picture in the dark
And can even see through bricks
I bought myself an album
And filled it up with snaps
And I've got some lovely pictures
Of the local girls and chaps
Now I've got a picture of the girl next door
In my little snapshot album
And I've never had a better snap before
In my little snapshot album
The night was dark and the hour was late
She was kissing her boy by the garden gate
Hey, wouldn't she love to see page eight
In my little snapshot album
And I've got a picture of my old granddad
In my little snapshot album
He's over eighty but a real bad lad
In my little snapshot album
Although he's an old antique
He thinks he's still the village sheik
I've got him dancing cheek to cheek
In my little snapshot album
Now I've got a picture of the vicar's wife
In my little snapshot album
Chasing the curate with a carving knife
In my little snapshot album
Now what he did was all in fun
But it's not the kind of thing that's done
I can see he pinched her hot cross bun
In my little snapshot album
And I've got a picture of a nudist camp
In my little snapshot album
All very jolly but a trifle damp
In my little snapshot album
There's Uncle Dick without a care
Discarding all his underwear
But his watch and chain still dangles there
In my little snapshot album