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My Simple Request
Marla Mindelle
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I know everything about him
His interests, his activities
Music, cooking, hanging out with friends and fine wine
We have so much in common
His favorite films, I adore, and he listens to Britney
I love her, but I love him more
Such a romantic, I can tell
Quoting sonnets from Shakespeare
Such an intellect, I can tell, and a Yale graduate from '04
When I type in my name and my password on Facebook, I get so anxious
'Cause I know soon I can look at your profile page filled with status updates
I feel so included in your life, I've concluded
That we belong and trust me, it's plain to see
That we need a tagged picture of you and me
Oh, how I would love to be friends on the Facebook
But I'm nervous to send my request
So I've waited for the right time
Hoping fate would be on my side
And maybe that we'd meet fortuitously
And each day I check in
See your recent posts and all
Wishing that we both had a wall-to-wall
I could just show up at your work
You listed it conveniently
Conductor of a church choir, oh
Why couldn't I just be an Episcopalian?
When I log in on Facebook, I get so flustered
I just need to muster
The courage to write you a message tonight
But I'm nervous to send my request
Woe, woe is me
Falling in love so foolishly
I'm tired of waiting
So Facebook, tell him he's mine
Tell him that he's mine!
One-click and here I go
The wedding bells start to ring
One day it will be official
A relationship status with me and
Though we've never met, it's clear to see
That Facebook is the best for lovemaking
Forget eHarmony or Match dot com
This isn't MySpace
There is no Tom!
All I want is for you to take a chance
Make this more than an online romance
Just take the first step of our lives on Facebook
One tiny accept to my simple request
Then fate will seal the rest, ooh
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