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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

Releint K
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We are the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything" Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything" And I never hoist the mainstay And I've never swabbed the poop deck And I've never veered starboard 'Cause I never sail at all And I've never walked the gangplank And I've never owned a parrot And I've never been to Boston in the fall 'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything" Well, I've never plucked a rooster And I'm not too good at ping pong And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes Up against the wall And I've never kissed a chipmunk And I've never gotten head lice And I've never been to Boston in the fall Pirate Captain's log, 2002 Who be this band Relient K? And why be they so full of contradictions? We don't know what he did But we're down with Captain Kidd We don't wake up before lunch But we all eat Captain Crunch We don't smoke, we don't chew We watch Captain Kangaroo And I've never licked a spark plug And I've never sniffed a stinkbug And I've never painted daisies On a big red rubber ball And I've never bathed in yogurt And I don't look good in leggings And I've never been to Boston in the fall We are the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything" We're the pirates who don't do anything We just stay at home and lie around And if you ask us to do anything We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything"