Prison Play (LP Version)

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Alright, alright, get 'em in here Get 'em in here, get 'em all in here Alright, I want the, want the black prisoners sit over there The white prisoners sit over there And the ones that laughin', I want 'em sit over there I tell ya, we gonna see a, we gonna see a little Little, little theatrics here this evenin' Some people come down from Joplin And, uh, they're really gonna do a good job For ya and I want you to show 'em your respect Now when the lights go out, I don't want any of You homo sex y'alls back there touchin' one another I mean that There's a couple of ladies in this here organization And I don't want no catcallin' and I don't want nobody Up here whistlin' and hee-hawin' and hummin' around And keep your hands out of your laps If I catch any of you guys with your hands in your Laps, you gonna be, uh, cause a lot of trouble We gonna break the whole thing up and send everybody back So now try to keep a grip on yourselves Okay, now, uh, this here, this here actor fella's comin' out here Uh, Ben Dodds, Ben Dodds gonna come out here and Introduce the, this here's a one-act sonnet play Thank you very much, um, good evening Uh, we hope that you will enjoy, um, our one-act sonnet Um, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, uh, the play is about A young southern girl who falls in love with a black Uh, just a minute, uh, uh, that's a little too controversial And I don't think, uh, we gonna be watchin' anything like that Uh, Jed, you can turn the lights back on and we'll, uh, load The prisoners up and just, uh, we'll take 'em on back, uh Well, it's, it's quite alright, the, the nigger gets killed Well, that's different, I'll just, uh Thank you, thank you very much, and, uh, we hope you like it Uh, thank you very much I don't give a damn if he does come home, Pa I'm not gonna accept him anymore Why, we've traveled too hard and too far and done too little too much I'm sick and tired of it all Think I'll fix me a sarsaparilla Would you care for somethin'? Well, I don't know what I'll do, I'll just, uh, have a Give me one of those there McCartys What to do? Uh, here comes that black Watch yourself, he's kinda smart, you know Let's see what kinda trickery he's up to now Hi, y'all! Did, uh, Master Jim send for me? Heard he wanted me to shoe his horse Put a little horse shoe Yeah, I want you to shoe my pa's horse This here's my pa I know, boy, don't touch me Okay, boss Where's the horse at? It's out back by the outhouse Okey-dokey See y'all down the line Oh, hello Howdy, ma'am Uh, where's the horse? Boogity boogity Oh, it's over there My, you have some lovely biceps Thank you, ma'am Would you like to feel my ass? My, my Man, sex a lot I'd just love to Uh, should I squish it or pinch it? Just help yourself Well, I thought, I mean, I just give it Oh my What's that, mama? Mama said take a little poo-poo Uh, can she have a little pinch? She's impet, you know Might give a little thrill My, it is hot here though, isn't it? I think I'm in love with you My, my, what to do? The acreage is burnin' down, the cotton's gone bad And I think my sister's in love with that coon I'll set a trap I'll have her strip nude and lay in the front room naked Then I'll invite him over And if he looks at her, then I'll know Camptown ladies sing this song Doo-dah, doo-dah Here come Ben Howdy ma'am, where's the horse? Don't you notice anything unusual about me, Ben? Yeah, you got freckles My, my, is that your body? Sure is wonderful, I never did see One of y'all without your clothing on Missy, will you marry me? I guess so, Ben I loves you I think that's my brother, you better run What you doing without any clothes on, girl? Smells like a nigga been here You sure no nigga's been here? Oh no, I just hung up a little funk weed Southern hospitality style, that's all I did I gotta tell you something, Jed I'm in love Well I think that's wonderful Who you in love with? I'm in love with Ben the blacksmith You in love with Black Ben the blacksmith? Try to say that three times and I'll believe you I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him I believe you, I believe you, I believe you, I believe you Gotta go talk to him right now Black Ben Yes sir, boss What is it? You in love with my, my sister? Yes You gon' marry her? Yes Then I'm putting an ad in the paper this Sunday Gon' give you a big layout Gonna build your shop up You're gonna be in big time now, boy And take good care of my sister And love her the rest of your life And we'll have a big family And we'll be the first in the South To know true freedom and true love And they'll remember the Clampett family Oh yes Let's go boy, hand in hand down the street Come on Just a goddamn minute Horse shit, just a goddamn minute Just one goddamn minute You said the nigga got killed Well nobody leave, I want a dead nigga out here Uh oh boy, I don't get me a dead nigga We gon' hang one of them homos out back y'all