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Mr. Cheese vs. Mr. Egg (Rap Battle)
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Here we go, here we go
My name Mr. Cheese
And I'm the greatest imposter
I've even got my own song
I'm a cheesy rock-star
You're scared of me 'cause you look so jumpy
Well you should be
I pushed Humpty Dumpty
I'm the coldest killer, but I'm hot as hell
All I need is a spoon
To go and break your shell
I'm the cheesiest player alive
Today I'm serving up egg, fried!
This one's gonna be over easy baby
Well my name is Mr. Egg
And I'm Among Us legend
But your friends play one game
And call themselves veteran
Well now it's me and the gentleman
And you're old news
You're never gonna win
Because you always lose
I may be egg-centric, but you're a melt
Everyone knows I'm the greatest crew-mate
On the skeld
When I'm done with you
You're be begging me, please
'Cause I'm the one who's slicing up
And serving up cheese
This battle is funny, because you're a joke
I've got the big brain
Your head's full of yolk
If you see me around
I'll be doing some hacking
Look at this guy
Under pressure he's cracking
You're running scared
You should go back to Britain
You're just like your mommy
Even she was a chicken
You're trying to win
Well your plan is spoiled
You're in hot water now
And your eggs is boiled
My head's full of yolk
That's what you say
Your head's 99% curds and whey
You're coming in second
I'm coming in first
My name Mr. Cheese
You gotta learn some more words
I'm here to stay
And I'm putting on the root
Who taught you to speak?!
I am groot!?
I'm the one everybody loves the most
Only thing you're good for
Is cheese on toast
This is a rap battle
And you're starting to ramble
You're getting beaten every second
And you're looking kinda scrambled
You ain't no MC, Yeah your Lyrics are fake
I'm gonna whisk you up
And put you in a cake
I'll watch you bake
'Cause I'm the greatest killer around
Everybody knows me
When I'm putting it down
I'm the best rapper on the seven seas
And only street G'S are made of cheese
That cheese has gone soft
I think you can tell
Like Mr. Poopy-Farts
He's beginning to smell
If you see me on the ship
Well you better run
Mine is real
Yours is a cheddar gun
I'm the most Egg-Cellent
Egg-Citing one on the skield
Everybody knows I'm gonna win first place
I'm the new rapper in town
That's what's up
Everybody likes their Crew-mate
Sunnyside up
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