It's a Helluva Way to Run a Love Affair
Shirl Conway
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In natural history, every he
When wanting a particular she
Can always find a way to tell her so
The cricket chirps, the penguin struts
The monkey tosses coconuts
The bullfrog makes a noise like Vaughn Monroe
What's true of bird and beast and bee
Applies to people equally
Except for my particular Romeo
He may adore me, how would I know?
If I'm the light of his life, it doesn't show
I go through the motions, but I'm well aware
It's a hell of a way to run a love affair
He doesn't tingle whenever we meet
Our love has all of the thrill of Shredded Wheat
We never run barefoot through each other's hair
It's a hell of a way to run a love affair
Some lucky lovers have a talent for romance
Hackensack can seem like Paris, France
I have a true love with a different kind of knack
He turns Paris into Hackensack
I'm not suggesting he isn't A-1
He has a character like George Washington
But when will my Georgie cross the Delaware?
It's a hell of a way to run a love affair
One enchanted evening in my quiet living room
Candlelit and heavy with perfume
Love songs I played him that sent shivers down his spine
And he fell in love with Oscar Hammerstein
For no good reason, I'm hangin' around
There must be some other fish that can be found
But I'm stuck with the one I'm stuck on, c'est la guerre
My trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly square
It's a hell of a way to run a love affair