Okie From Muskogee Parody
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We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street
We like living right and being free
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
We don't make a party out of loving
We like holding hands and pitching woo
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all
Leather boots are still in style, a man needs footwear
But beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
Football's still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean
Now, every time I see those hippie peace freaks
It really makes me feel like I'm a man
If I had my way I'd join the Ku Klux
And I'd burn them with their draft cards in their hands
I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
I'm proud to be a redneck from the South
Everywhere those Wallace voters know me
Love me or I'll punch you in the mouth
I said love me or I'll punch you in the mouth