Older Women [Explicit]
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I like older women; how 'bout you?
Nineteens are good to look at
But they're too young for my lovin'
Twenties are fun, but they're not done
You need to stick 'em back in the oven
At thirty-three, they're divorced and free
But now they hate all men
But at forty-two, they love to screw
But wanna get married again
Oh, I like older women; how 'bout you?
Hey, at fifty-nine, they're lookin' fine
But they're still not a winner
But man alive, at sixty-five
You get a discount when you take 'em to dinner
At seventy-eight, hey, they're lookin' great
Bendin' over with a gravy ladle
But if you're talkin' chicks at eighty-six
You know you're still robbin' their cradle
Yeah, I like older women
The older they are, the better
They kinda take out their teeth to give you a kiss
Or knit you a brand new sweater
Hey, their house smells just like cornbread
Their hair's a pretty shade of blue
I go insane when they walk with a cane
In orthopedic shoes
Have you ever made love in an afghan
With all your toes a-pokin' through?
It's that feelin' I get, Lord, I swear
That'd make my pecker grow an inch or two
I like older women; how 'bout you?