Twangles, The Christmas Squid
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Christmas day
Used to be like any other day
It never snowed and no one came
In a sleigh
To the bottom of the ocean
Where the city of Atlantis lay
So quiet so still
So cheerless until
The day you came
Twangles the christmas squid
He's the squishiest squid that ever did
Bring presents to the people and the places
Down below
Twangles the Christmas squid
He's a cephalopod bringing toys to kids
In the underwater cities
Where Santa cannot go
In the sea
We will celebrate the holidays
With Christmas kelp with tea and cakes
Used to be
That we never had a Christmas play
And never saw a matinee of
It's A Wonderful Life
But then you swam by
And changed everything
Twangles the christmas squid
He's the squishiest squid that ever did
Bring presents to the people and the places
Down below
Twangles the Christmas squid
He's a cephalopod bringing toys to kids
In the underwater cities
Where Santa cannot go
In the super secret layer
Near the Marianus Trench
His squidleys build such wondrous toys
With just a hammer and a wrench
For sixty cents a day
The squidleys slave away
(break)
People say
That he's a magic creature
From another world that brings us joy on
Christmas day
Brought the presents for the children
Who were well behaved and always listen
To their moms and dads
Kids who are bad
Get inked in the face
Twangles the christmas squid
He's the squishiest squid that ever did
Bring presents to the people and the places
Down below
Twangles the Christmas squid
He's a cephalopod bringing toys to kids
In the underwater cities
Where Santa cannot go