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As Seen On TV (Martini Lounge mix)
Pitchshifter
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After a hard day shopping at the mall
I can't wait to get home and turn on the TV
Tattoos
Piercings
Devil horn implants
Elephant man head
Designer tails
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Larry
Something's wrong with the TV again
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Another group of monster teenagers shot up their school today
What makes them do it?
Video games?
Marilyn Manson?
Oh, it can't be the parents
Or the fact that school sucks
Or that the jocks do get patted on the head
Every time they beat up the weirdos
And the jobs you get once you graduate from school
Are stupid, boring, meaningless, and a dead-end to insanity
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I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
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When Sport Utility Vehicles are no longer enough
You need The Terminator
Stuck in traffic in Lost Angeles?
Drive over the tops of everybody else
You'll crush 'em before the cops can catch up with you
Your precious artifact child needs to be safe
They're talking to a kid whose skin is a different colour?
Grab the kid and mow 'em down
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I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
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Each new, hot generation has a statement they wanna call their own
Tattoos? Piercings? That's for Moms and Dads
What you wanna do is spend your allowance on devil horn implants
Elephant Man head, designer tails, third leg, fourth leg
Everyone a hermaphrodite
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Larry
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV
Everyone a hermaphrodite
Designer tails
And on a lighter note
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