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Hello, everybody
My name's Evan D. Kraven
I am today's newest patient
I'm glad I'm participating
I guess I'll start this off by saying
I'm a labelled assailant
They found a couple unknown bodies
Rotting under my basement
But I'm not here to make new friends
I'm not the one you wanna blabble to
A paranoid, schizophrenic, fuck you bitch attitude
I'll slice you up with gratitude
Decap you like a Haitian
Face it, I'm the modern Jason
All you rappers I'm replacing
That's all
Hello, Miss Winney Whitney
Would you like to play a game with me?
Go out and throw 'round a Frisbee
I hope it isn't too windy
Maybe I'll bring along Cindy
We can all play in the shed
Show you what's under my bed
As long as you keep it unsaid
'Cause if you tell somebody that I'm out collecting heads
They gonna tell the Feds
Then mama's gonna make me take my meds
I fucking hate my meds
They make me drowsy plus a bit depressed
And when I get depressed
I lay with Beth while I caress her breast
But Beth's been dead for about a week now
Her body's my antique now
My new spatula's her feet
I use her torso as a sheet now
I wasn't always crazy 'til I met this bitch named Carolyn
A lot of you might actually know her
Her real name's, uh, heroine
Hello, everybody
My name's Evan D. Kraven
I am today's newest patient
I'm glad I'm participating
I guess I'll start this off by saying
I'm a labelled assailant
They found a couple unknown bodies
Rotting under my basement
But I'm not here to make new friends
I'm not the one you wanna blabble to
A paranoid, schizophrenic, fuck you bitch attitude
I'll slice you up with gratitude
Decap you like a Haitian
Face it, I'm the modern Jason
All you rappers I'm replacing, that's all
All my teachers never liked me, so I shot up my professor
Told him watch his fucking mouth, that was the lesson of my lecture
But to each his own, I brought him home to keep him as my treasure
Kept his body in the closet, but his fingers in my dresser
Cooking on the stove, I'll turn your organs into plaster
Stir a little faster
To the children, I'm a bastard
I turn them into Casper
Watch me demonstrate disaster
Underground psychopath
These rappers call me master
All I wanna feed them is some beetles
Do you want some more?
Tell you to face the floor on all fours
While I fuck your whore
I can feel the residue come sweating out my pores
Watch me play with organs, but I never miss a chord
Hello, everybody
My name's Evan D. Kraven
I am today's newest patient
I'm glad I'm participating
I guess I'll start this off by saying
I'm a labelled assailant
They found a couple unknown bodies
Rotting under my basement
But I'm not here to make new friends
I'm not the one you wanna blabble to
A paranoid, schizophrenic, fuck you bitch attitude
I'll slice you up with gratitude
Decap you like a Haitian
Face it, I'm the modern Jason
All you rappers I'm replacing
That's all
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