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I'm Not Gay
Softheart Tom; Jerry Terry
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Sorry,
(Oh shit)
"Tom"
Could not come to the phone right now
Leave a message after the tone
(Beep)
So just before we begin
Um
I made most of this up on the spot
So it sounds shit
Absolutely scuffed
But uh
I'm gonna let you fix her up once you get a hold of the file
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If I had a euro for every time
I made out with someone and they turned around
And asked my sexuality, no irony
I'd have two more than I'd like
I'm not gay
You don't even look like a man
I haven't even had a can
It's weird this has happened before
I'd know if I was I am sure
Yes, I'll kiss the lads every now and then
But that's just for the bit you can understand
I'll say it plain and simple so listen up
And get this in your head
I'm not gay
You don't even look like a man
I haven't even had a can
It's weird this has happened before
I'd know if I was I am sure
I'm not gay
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I'm not gay
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I'm not gay
Oh, I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm notโ
Hopefullyโ
I don't think I'm gay anyways
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