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Public Relations

Christian Borle, Katharine McPhee
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Reporters: Here she is, Miss Marilyn Monroe! Will she have the answers that our readers want to know? Indian Reporter: From India! Parisian Reporter: And Paris! British Reporter: And from just across the pond! Reporters: We have so many questions for America's smart dumb blonde! Marilyn: Here I am! I dropped in from the sky For Look and Life and all the boys from Peek and U.P.I. Reporters: Please let us peek behind closed doors... German Reporter: Where no one is allowed! Marilyn: Well, I'm pretty good in private But the truth is I'm better in a crowd! I relate to men of so many nations But public relations are my favorite kind Reporters: You're the story that we're glad we're assigned! Marilyn: Dealing with one man can lead to frustrations But public relations I have never declined Reporters: 'Cause we're the guys who'll never leave ya behind! Marilyn: A bunch of men with pad and pen is a way to have some fun But, ladies, listen to me, confidentially Nothing ever beats a one-on-one! Still, you have come to me for sex in quotations So I'll use public relations to give you a peace of my mind Reporters: Gimme, gimme, a piece of your mind! 'Cause the answer to a question is the way you're defined, like: Reporter #1: What do you sleep in? Marilyn: Well, I adore Chanel No. 5, and not much more Reporter #1: Any advice for a girl in the city? Marilyn: If you're two-faced at least make one of them pretty Reporter #1: The studio says "lateness is your favorite crime" Marilyn: True, I've been on a calendar, but never on time Reporter #1: When you posed nude, your inhibitions were gone? Marilyn: Well, that's not quite true, I kept the radio on! Reporters Yes, to chase the blues Boys, I chase the newsboys! Fame has plenty of perks! Marilyn: When your life's a mess, call the foreign press! Reporter #1: Be they: Indian Reporter: Indian! Parisian Reporter: Parisian! British Reporter: British! German Reporter: German! Turk Reporter: Or Turks! Reporters: Yeah! Marilyn: I am glad you crave my best conjugations Yes, public relations is my favorite sound 'Cause when I'm alone I can pick up the phone 'Cause the fourth estate is always around! Reporters: Yes, it's just good public relations!