Jack and co
Dogtopuss
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
Had a shag and had their fill
Didn't fetch a pail of water
Jill went home a dirty daughter
Mary had a little lamb
Took it drinking
What a sham
Got it pissed
It shagged around
Now it's banned from every town
Twinkle twinkle little star
Show me where the strippers are
Up above the pub so high
Flash your tits and don't be shy
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Found him fucking a hen again
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came Jack with his hairy sack
And scared Miss Muffet away
Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
My balls are full
One for the master
One for his wife
And one for the milkman who shags her at night
Old King Cole was a dirty old soul
He called for his pipe and his bowl
But instead of three fiddlers to play him a song
He called for three strippers to fuck all night long
There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many lovers
She didn't know who
So she lined them up
And gave them a test
And picked the one who shagged the best
Yeah!