Right Field

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Come on, Robert, pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you out here in right field! One down, two to go! Hum it now, yes, show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit! Please, God, don't let him hit it to me Anywhere but to right field Please, God, I beg you... Come on now, no batter, no batter! Big whiffer! Big whiffer! Oh, please don't let him hit it to me My God, not to me... Steam it, baby! Steam it! Oh, God, no, oh, God, no, oh, God, no, oh, God, no... No! Oh, good, it's not to me... Good catch, Steven, nice glove, you the man! Two away now, lookin' good! We're all lookin' good out here! Come on, Robert, this big lump of crap can't hit! Oh, God, he's a lefty, a big, big lefty Total power, and he's gonna pull it right to me And there's nothing I can do to stop him... Pitch it to 41, Robert! Big whiffer! Big whiffer! Oh, he is a natural athlete and I am so worthless Please, God, take his life, make him die... No batter, no batter! Oh, God, this is not happening No, don't do this to me Please, make it stop... Ow! My elbow! Throw it to second! Pick it up already! Take it! Just take the ball! Nice throw, you pansy! Okay, get under control, easy now, easy Say something to the team... Good hustle, everybody! Yeah, nice work, plays at third! That wasn't funny, Lord I've been so good and for what? Come on, Robert! Settle down! Just throw strikes! You get it across the plate! We'll take care of the rest! Oh, no, another lefty... No! Why me again? Ow! My neck! I can't breathe! I can't breathe! Pick it up and throw it, you moron! Here! Come on, here! Take, take the ball! Take it! Way to kick it in, Pelé! Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha, Pelé! Ha-ha-ha, good one! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... Okay! Come on, suck it up, guys! We'll get those runs back! This is where we dig down! We just need one more out! Oh, look, a righty Oh, Lord, thank you Thank you so much I owe you... This loser can't hit! No batter! Come on, this is where we take them out! Uh-oh, what's happening? Where's the righty going? What? Who's this guy? He's a lefty and he's pinch-hitting No, no, why's he pointing at me? Oh, my Lord, what have I done to deserve this? I got it, I got it! Ow! Whoa, sorry about that, Russell, you okay? Hell yeah! We're up now, it's our turn to kick a little ass! Alright, Russell, I think you're up first! No!