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Abhi the Nomad
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That's just how it is
Girl, you ain't my guest, I can't put you on no list
Please don't check the wrist
I must be olympic, look at all my rings
I am not a gymnast, I don't do no splits
I don't do no spliโ
Take your shoes off at the front of me home
Cabinet stacked up with the sauces by the cinnamon cloves (Woo)
It don't feel right if that rice getting done on the stove (Yeah)
I mean, I'm fuckin' Asian like I'm Sunny Leone
Chip on my shoulder
A7S on my chest, I'm pulling on the focus
Hit the PF to rep, the PR is broken (Broken)
I'm all across the web, but I'm Andy, I don't social (Nah)
The first part of my album was my Tobey, now I Topher shit
B-back on the tour bus, 'bout to jurassic and rattle the coaster
Look at me floatin', y'all mix the rap and the indie now
Stop the pretendin', who really invented the potion?
'Fore they go switch up and leave it because it ain't trending
Remember who stuck with the motive
And my manager kosher, I should've made it in '06
Fuck out this bitch
Can't pretend I didn't fuck up the motion
I could've stuck with the pop shit and OD'd
Me and Kato gave you Jordan and Kobe
Y'all wasn't making a pit at the show
Please play floors
Felt like I couldn't connect with the kids like I'm B. Pitt and Jolie (What?)
Now I'm goin' Kenobi
Yeah, but that's just how it is
Girl, you ain't my guest, I can't put you on no list
Please don't check the wrist
I must be olympic, look at all my rings
I am not a gymnast, I don't do no splits
I don't do no splits
I don't do no splits
All I do is, yeah (Woo)
Homebody turned head hunter
This introvert goin' extra out
Going extraordinary
Just to bury couple Larry, Curly Mo's
Red rumin' shit
Call me Ebenezer, greedy with the gold
Might as well touch a Billy Jean
'Fore you ever see me splittin' half the dough
I don't do acrobatics
I been dead-hanging on these bars
Over dead men walking
Not knowing that they
Dead already, I'ma let 'em live for a little
Let 'em all free fall down
'Til they land in the land where they walk with them billy goat legs
And a tail, and a hand with a sickle
M. Night movie turned real life, 4K
Broad daylight, got beat with a nightstick, ya
If we talkin' splits, then I'm talking ninety-five, five
If we talking GOATs, then I'm going '95 Nas
Tired to tell 'em duck, but they ended up as foie gras
Rappers on a label's table, doin' that cha-cha
Ha-ha, what a time, what a time to be independent
Every six months, got them A&Rs
Knockin' on the windows, salivating, tryin' to offer me a deal
Bitch, I need nine figures and a happy meal
I need five bitches and stack of bills
Just to make it rain on your CEO
Then wipe my ass with the contract
Then I turn around and I tell 'em no
All my shorties most wanted
Got red dots on 'em
Unapologetic, wearing saris and a balaclava
That'll pop you like a piรฑata, ya
All my broads got box cutters in bras
Incase them cops come around
Pop announced
Tryin' to box with god, nah
Tell 'em I been back on my shit
Go figure that show fees go for a figure
That looks like logos made for olympics
This is (This that) brown boy, sound boy burial
Southside, roof off, uncut, raw shit
Fuck that, hands up, run that, watch up
Times up, give me that whole pie
I don't do no splits
I don't do no splits
I don't do no splits
All I do is, yeah
I don't do no splits
Split, yeah, yeah
Uh-huh
I don't do no splits
Split, all I do is, yeah
Abhi, please shut the hell up
Harrison literally told me you guys do not even have a system on the road with you right now
Not even a Switch, not even a Steam Deck, not even a fuckin' Game Boy
So shut the hell up and don't even talk to me about video games
I don't even play Genshin Impact
If anything, this meme would apply to me if you would had said Overwatch, dumbass
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