Rap Deadpool and Wolverine: Claws and Quips
Nilos Levi
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[Intro, Dramatic Beat]
de dde dde dde ddeedd deee, dead dead dead dead pooooooool
Yo, it's Deadpool in the house, with my buddy Logan,
About to drop some rhymes, break walls, no slogan.
Grab your chimichangas, we're about to start,
A rap battle of legends, tearing worlds apart.
[Verse 1, Deadpool, Playful, Mocking]
Hey Wolverine, you grumpy old man,
With claws like knives, you're my biggest fan.
Your temper's short, like your height, no surprise,
But I'll give you props, youโre the best at cutting ties.
[Verse 2, Wolverine, Drak Deep, Dark Angry, intense]
Listen Wade, you're just a joke,
With your ugly red suit, and those words you spoke.
I'm the best there is, at what I do,
And what I do best, is making mincemeat of you.
[Pre-Chorus, Playful Banter]
[Deadpool]
Oh Logan, youโre all bark, no bite,
With your growly voice, trying to pick a fight.
[Wolverine]
wo wo woll wooll woolll wooooolll woooo veriii eviiii veeerine veriinne e ee wolverineeee
Wade, shut up, you never know when to quit,
One more word from you, Iโll lose my grit.
[Chorus, Dual Vocals, Contrasting Styles]
[Deadpool]
Fourth wall breaking, it's my favorite game,
Jokes on jokes, never feeling shame.
[Wolverine]
Rage and fury, my claws unsheathed,
In this battle of ours, youโll feel the beast.
[Verse 3, Deadpool, Sarcastic, Humorous]
So youโre Weapon X, huh, how cool,
With all your growling, youโre just a hairy fool.
Letโs talk about Jean, or should I say Phoenix,
Your love life's a mess, like a Marvel remix.
[Verse 4, Wolverine, Dark, Intense]
You think you're funny, with your childish tricks,
But this ain't a game, I'll show you real quick.
Adamantium claws, straight to your heart,
Your healing wonโt save you, I'll tear you apart.
[Bridge, Spoilers, References]
[Deadpool]
Hey, did you hear about the time we met Jesus?
The Marvel kind, it was quite a thesis.
With Cable, and time travel, all the fun,
We saved the world, and had a good run.
[Chorus, Dual Vocals, Contrasting Styles]
[Deadpool]
Fourth wall breaking, it's my favorite game,
Jokes on jokes, never feeling shame.
[Wolverine]
Rage and fury, my claws unsheathed,
In this battle of ours, youโll feel the beast.
[Outro, Playful, Dramatic]
[Deadpool]
So Logan, whatโs the score? Who won this fight?
I say it's a tie, we'll call it a night.
[Wolverine]
Maybe you're right, you crazy clown,
But next time we meet, I'm taking you down.
[End]
[Spoken Outro, Deadpool, Fourth Wall Break]
Hey, I'm watching you, I saw that you didn't subscribe to the channel and liked it,
Take advantage of your liking and click on Hypar, hahhhahaha Haypar, where were their heads.
Hey Logan, my furry adamantium cutie, look at that chubby guy over there,
I think he gets all wet with our rap. Ha ha ha ha hahaha
I am Marvel's Jesus
[End]