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Man Shortage

Lloyd Lovindeer
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Oh yeeeeaah, Man shortage, all around the world Girls are lonely and frustrated Man shortage, there's too many lonely girls Oh yeah. There was a time when some girls used to make it clear That when it comes to her man, they don't share Now, they're sharing, yes, Cos that's the only way, They can ever hope to get a man today, cos... Man shortage, all around the world Girls are lonely and frustrated Man shortage, there's too many lonely girls, oh yeah. There are lots of lonely girls, you can find Alone in bed, on a Saturday night It's not a flu, it's not a fever, no There's nothing physically wrong, they just cannot get a man, cos... Man shortage, all around the world Girls are lonely and frustrated Man shortage, there's too many lonely girls, oh yeah So when you see me with a new girl on the town I don't want you to believe I am a run-around I am not a flirt, I am not a greedy man I'm just trying to help out a situation, cos. Man shortage, all around the world. Girls are lonely and frustrated man shortage There's too many lonely girls Oh yeah, oh yeeeeaaah... Crisis 'pon d land Now the ladies can't get a man Shortage, round the world (wirlie wirlie) That's why man a fi girlie-girlie So, raise your hand if you want a man Raise your hand if you want a man, I tell ya Raise your hand if you want a man, girl Raise your hand if you want a man... So, when you find yourself a good man, Treat him right Don't you let him go now Hold on tight If you treat him out in the street Like you don't own him, There a lots of lonely girls Who will gladly take him in cos... Man shortage, all around the world It's a crucial situation, man shortage There's too many lonely girls Girls dem cannot get a man cos Man shortage, all around the world Girls are lonely and frustrated man shortage There's too many lonely girls Oh yeah, oh yeeeeaaah... Good morning, are you the witch doctor? Well, some people call me dat, but I prefer to think of myself as a doctor of science. What can I do for you? Well, I'm looking for a man. Any particular man? Not really. Just a good man. Well, as you know, a good man is hard to find... But, if you have the money, I can get you any man you want What kind of money are you talking about? Hehehehe! Preferably, US dollars. I don't mean what kind of currency, I meant how much money. Oh, well, we start as low as fifty dollars, then go as high as a couple of thousands. For fifty dollars, I can give you the show piece man... Him don't have no use, him can't do a thing, but him is just there so you can tell your friends that you have a man. Then, we can talk of the right man who every woman wants: he's handsome, intelligent and drives a BMW Suppose I want a nice, quiet Christian man, could you help me? Sorry lady. We don't stock those because we don't have too many requests for them You see... but. If you want a dreadlocks man, or if you want a big fat man, or if you want a mega man or if you want an English man. Girl, you never have to worry. As long as you have the money, I will get you a man in a hurry. Yeeeeaaaah! I want a man with responsibility. You mean you want a man with wife and children? No, not that. I want a man who is sensitive, I don't want a hard man. Ooh! You want a soft man. No, I don't mean that. I want a man who is kind, warm tender, thoughtful, intelligent, witty, talented, good looking, charming, fun to be with, loving and sexy. Sorry lady, I am not available. A man like me, who's single and free, good looking and sexy. No amount of money can get me. You just have to hope and pray that one day you will get lucky. However, there are guys who go around the place taking advantage of women and treating them like dirt. If you want those, I can let you have a dozen for one dollar. Suppose I want a man who is good in bed. You mean you want a man who sleeps well. No, I don't mean that. I mean a man who's good at... you know?... Look here lady. You think it's a lickle pian-pian withchdoctor you're talking to? I am a doctor of science and if you have the money, I'll get you a man in a hurry