As Long As We're Talking Shelf Life (Kennedy)
Arizona Bay
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Boy, I love talking about Kennedy assassination
Man, that's my favorite topic. You know why?
Why?
Because to me, it's a great archetype example of how the totalitarian
Government who rules this planet partitions out information in such
A way that we, the masses, are forced to base our conclusions on
Erroneousโ Oh, I'm sorry, wrong meeting. I thought this was the
Meeting at the docks, no? Aw, shit, that's tomorrow night. Alright
I love that. Everyone followed that, that's the frightening fuckin'
Thing. Everyone here's going 'Uh-huh.' Goddammit! Are we that cynical
? 'Yes we are, Bill. We will take any blow you give us. Go! And we too
Will be at the meeting at the docks tomorrow, you fucker!' Everyone
Of you. We're with you. Wow. Cool. But I love Kennedy, man. I was
Just down in uh, just up in, wherever, I was just in Dallas, and uh
You know, you can go to the sixth floor of the School Book Depository
. Did you know it's a museum called the Assassination Museum? Did you
Know that? True. I believe named that after the assassination. I can'
T be sure of the chronology here, but... But it's really weird. You
Can actually, they have the window set up to look exactly like it did
On that day. And it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not
In it. Yeah. So. I don't know who did their research, but... I'
M talking painstaking detail. It's true, man. It's called the Sniper'
S Nest and it's all glassed in with the boxes sittin' there. You can'
T actually get to the window. And the reason they did that, of course
They didn't want thousands of American tourists getting to that
Window each year, you know, going... 'There's no fuckin' way! I can'
T even see the road! Oh my God, they're lying! It's a giant
Totalitarian government that rules the planet via the airwaves
Partitioning off information in such a wayโ Oh. There's no fuckin'
Way, man. Not unless Oswald was hanging by his toes, upside down
From the ledge. Surely someone would have seen this. Either that
Or some pigeons grabbed onto him and flew him over the motorcade
You know, there was rumors of anti-Castro pigeons seen drinking in
Bars the night before the assasination. Someone overheard them
Saying, 'Coo, coo.' Aw. Alright, aw. Don't get on your 'We hate puns'
High horse. Fuck you. That is the best goddamn pun you will ever
Hear. That was kind of a rotten trick to make a pun out of that
Wasn't it? 'Coo, coo.' Aw. Jackin' with us, man. But you know
Oswald. Who cares?' I tell you, it's interesting, man, talking about
Kennedy assassination, 'cause to me it really is this incredible
Example of something. I don't know what yet. It's pretty engrossing
To me. But uh, people's attitudes, it's just incredible to me
You know? People come up to me, 'Bill, quit talking about Kennedy
Man. Let it go. It was a long time ago. Would you just forget
About it?' I'm like, 'Okay, then don't bring up Jesus to me
As long as we're talking shelf life here.' 'Bill, you know
Jesus died for you.' 'Yeah, it was a long time ago. Let it go
Forget about it. How about this? Get Pilate to release the fuckin'
Files. Quit washing your hands and release the files, Pilate
Who else was on that grassy Golgotha that day? Oh yeah, the three
Roman peasants with the hundred dollar sandals. Yeah, right!'