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Sex Offender Shuffle
Alfred Montejano
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Scott Gairdner
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The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning members of society
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain
From touching my neighbor's kids again
What I did was not too kind
But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
Y'all should come over for a barbecue
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender
Vernon Douglas is my name
My battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow
Just strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski 'til December
'Til then, I'm just a sex offender
I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes
I've been arrested seven times
I know that sounds like a lot
But three of those times were for vandalism
I feel real bad, I got caught
I might do it again, probably not
I'm not here to make pretences
I'm here because of my sex offenses
I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one
Apologizing for what I've done
In case you're wondering what that was
I snuck into a bathroom and I-
I'm not here to eat no truffles
I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
Hey everybody, I'm Laura Hughes
Proving girls can do it too
And by it, I mean touch your cousin
Was it worth it? No, it wasn't
You won't find me in your child's play set
'Cause I gotta wear this ankle bracelet
I'm not here to go on a bender
I'm here because I'm a sex offender
Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc
I'm moving in somewhere on your block
Not in a house, but in a van
If you need me to move it, I sure can
The last thing I want is any trouble
I've learnt my lesson from the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
I'm the one they call Arthur Chase
They said I didn't have to show my face
My first trial ended in a hung jury
If I'm found guilty, they'll un-blur me
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase
That's a different Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender
Okay, real quick, I'm not like these people, okay
This is an extortion plot by my ex-wife, who's the only witness
And she's trying to take away my kids, and if-
I'm not here to pack my duffle
I'm just here to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
We're moving into your neighbourhood
We're obliged to admit
The crimes for which we were convicted
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
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