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Giving a Massage to Nigel Farage
The King Blues
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"The Nazis understand everything but humour" Mary Berg
For a grand
I'd pluck one hair
And eat it from a snotty moustache
But there ain't a number
That you could pay me
To give a massage
To Nigel Farage
For 10 grand
I'd eat a cup of bugs
And you could make the cup large
But even with pretending
It was someone else
I couldn't give a massage
To Nigel Farage
For 100 grand
I'd lick the floor
Of an entire garage
But there ain't no way
I'd take the same pay
To give a massage
To Nigel Farage
For a million quid
I'd rim a sumo team
And their entire entourage
But even in a bush tucker trial
I couldn't give a massage
To Nigel Farage