Mr. Mom
Modern Country Heroes
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Lost my job, I came home mad
Got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad
She said, "I can go to work until you find another job"
I thought, I like the sound of that
Watch TV and take long naps
Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom
Well, Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one door higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast six, naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom
Football, soccer, and ballet
Between scouts and PTA
There's that shopping list she left that's seven pages long
How much smoke can one stovะต make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
It's morะต than any maid can take being Mr. Mom
Well, Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one door higher
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time
Breakfast six, naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom
Before I fall in bed tonight
If the dog didn't eat the classifieds
I'm gonna look just one more time
'Cause Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one door higher
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time
Breakfast six, naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long
Oh, been crazy all day long
And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom
Oh, Mr. Mom
Balancing checkbooks, juggling bills
Thought there was nothing to it
Baby, now I know how you feel
What I don't know is how you do it
Oh
Honey, you're my hero