The Five Commandments - Extended Version
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In the corporate world
If you want to excel
Listen closely to the rules
That I am going to tell
One: sell more
Make sure you always look great
Two: waste more
And to ignore the hate
Don't forget you are amazing
Human beings are so fantastic
Did you know that every second
We produce twelve tons of plastic?
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One way to measure worth
Is the mark we leave upon the earth
Outlasting any tree or flower
Fifty-five million plastic bottles are made each hour
Rule three: lie more
Lie more
While you grow without pause
Four: hide more
Conceal the harm you cause
Never leave untapped potential
Your growth should be exponential
Customers are born each day
Just growing up to buy and pay
For products that you can provide
They never will be satisfied
It's not your job to open their eyes
If they want to face their own demise
The facts are there for all to see
And it doesn't seem to matter
'Cause they know the matter
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Rule five: control more
And the world is yours
Follow these rules
And you will find success
Keep them secret from our enemies
But if they leak out
There's no need to be distressed
People blind themselves
They don't have to be repressed
So now just close your eyes
And wait for your surprise
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You learned the rules
Now you have found success
You have outgrown all your enemies
If you have doubts
They must never be expressed
Now we are friends
I have something to confess
There was no surprise
That was all just lies
I must apologize