The Lottery
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Everybody talks about their job, right?
Yeah
The fucking job, Jesus
My fucking job's driving me crazy, boy
I hate my work
I don't give a fuck if a million people are
Out of work, I hate my fucking job, you know
I despise my occupation
Fuck
I'm gonna pluck the wife one of these days
When I get on my fucking nerves, you know
Oh fuck
I wish I could win the fucking lottery, you know that?
Yeah, the lottery, you know
You know what I'd do if I won the
Fucking lottery, you know what I'd do?
First fucking thing I'd do is I'd walk up to the boss's office
And I'd kick that fucking door right in, I wouldn't even knock
And I'd walk in, I'd grab him by that yellow thirty dollar tie that
He wears to work every single day and I'd pull him up really close
To my face and say, "You can take a long, hard suck on my ass"
Yeah
"And that goes for that milky fucking wife of yours too"
And then tell him to cram his job up his keister too
Yeah
Yeah
Actually you got a better chance of getting rectal
Cancer than you have of winning the lottery, right?
So uh
Last lotto, Canada, they sold four million tickets at ten dollars
A crack, they computed the odds, you haven't got a fucking prayer
No, you'll get hit with a Soviet satellite
Sooner than you'll win the lottery, right?
Haha, that's right
Actually the fast money always screws up the family anyway, like
One guy wins a million dollars and all the aunts and uncles and
Cousins, they all, "Cheap cunt, ten thousand bucks is all he gave us"
Him with a million fucking dollars over there too
After all he did for his mother when she was sick too, that fucker
Yeah, fucking asshole, that cheap prick, you know
And of course, you know, they always keep the same job
They're like, "Oh no, I'll be back shoveling
Shit just like I was yesterday," you know
"Same asshole I always was"
"Oh yeah, just a, just an asshole with a million dollars now"
"A nerd is a nerd"
That's right