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Harry Freakin' Potter
Jaime Lyn Beatty
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Dylan Saunders
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Joey Richter
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"Hey Dylan!" "Hey, what?"
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand, you're a legend, man, to us all!
Every son and daughterโsafe from You-Know-Who
all because of you of you. You were small
But I wonder if you can recall...
Long story short, this guy
Voldemort was super cruel
"Wait, Voldemort?" (Shh!)
He tried to kill you and your parents
and this is where it gets intensely cool
Even though you were a tiny little boy
you should've died but you survived and then destroyed
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or Oz
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar, you're a superstar to us all
If we're in trouble we know who to call
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all, you're invincible from all harm
Like betty crocker, oh!
I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up with that charm!
Remember, Harry, kid
You're the boss! You're the king! You're the bomb!
All right!
Well this is all so sad
I mean, my Mom and Dad were killed long ago
(Long ago they died)
I wanna be psyched, but being unliked is all I know
(All he knows, that's why)
I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate
An opportunity eleven years late
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
and show 'em that I'm something great!
"'sup New York City?"
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can if what you say I am is true
I can't be bothered by my awful past
'cause I've found at last something I can do
So it's time I knew exactly who I am
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter
And I'm the Man!
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