I’m So Straight I’m a Weirdo
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I go to work each day by train
At six o'clock go home again (oh dear, oh dear)
I get my lunch from twelve to one
A banker's work is never done (oh no)
At six o'clock I'm homeward bound
Rush hour on the underground (oh dear, oh dear)
My dinner's waiting on the table
Evening meals are well unavailable (oh no)
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
I'm so straight, I'm a weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
I'm so straight, I'm a weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
He's a weirdo, weirdo, weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
I'm so straight, I'm a weirdo, weirdo, weirdo
I do not drink, I do not smoke
I like an intellectual joke (oh dear, oh dear)
I never ever try to boast
I think a joint's a Sunday roast (oh no)
I go on holiday to Spain
On a charter aeroplane (oh dear, oh dear)
I'll earn more money if I'm able
No chance, Basil (thank you, Mabel), oh no
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
I'm so straight, I'm a weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
I'm so straight, I'm a weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
He's a weirdo, weirdo, weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
I'm so straight, I'm a weirdo, weirdo, weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo
He's so straight, he's a weirdo