He's Santa Claus
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You better not cry, I'ma tell you why
'Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
Uh, he's Santa Claus
Huh, good God
There's a blizzard outside that is three feet deep
When you look out the window, can't see the streets
The night before Christmas is Christmas Eve
All the kids in my block can't even sleep
There's a knock at the door, walk across the floor
It's Mr. Nickelson, the neighborhood carpenter
He said to me he was jolly old Nick
The once-a-year Christmas trick
I just stand in disbelief, the conversation was brief
"I need some transportation, how about your Jeep?"
I said, "Come on, stop joking, you're not Santa Claus"
He took me outside and with no remorse
Showed me a bag six feet high
It was red, dark red, so it wasn't a lie
"One more question, where are your deer?
The flying sled and the bright red gear?"
He said, "Unfortunately, son, they're not here"
As he spoke, down his face rolled a tear
So I came to you because you knew what to do
Since Rudolph and his crew had come down with the flu
Time is running out as I gave him the key
I said, "What would be under the tree for me?"
He said, "Wish hard, my boy, and you will see"
Hey, I'm Santa, huh
Hey, I'm Santa, huh
Good God, hit me, huh
Hey
Waiting hours for my ride, I figured he was far
Hoping no damage would come to my car
Ding-dong, three in the morning, who could it be?
Mr. Nickelson, fog red Jeep
All he said was thanks and gave me the key
I woke up on Christmas, everything was alright
Looked out my window, not a soul in sight
Streets are white, I'm all uptight
Wishing for my car the whole damn night
Everybody in the house got what they wanted
I don't believe in Santa Claus is all I chanted
Telling me this lie, he went too far
As I searched under the tree to find a little car
This got me mad from head to sock
When on the car in bold letters, it read "Matchbox"
I was upset, you can bet anyone will agree
I got right on the phone to call Goochi and Tony G
I said I felt bad, they said, "For what reason?"
Come over for breakfast, talk about the season
Walking down the steps, I was shocked to see
A red ribbon tied around a white 190E
Attached to the Jeep was a greeting card
Thanking for the Jeep, it helped do the job
Hey, he's Santa Claus
Huh, good God
Huh, Merry Christmas from the Disco Four
Huh
Hey, he's Santa Claus
Huh, huh, good God
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas from the Disco Four
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas, huh
Good God almighty, he's Santa Claus
Hey, he's Santa, come on
He's Santa Claus, huh, huh
We'd like to wish everybody a very, very
Merry Christmas from here to the old shore