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Rent a Cop (E.P. Version)
Ben Folds
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And again
One, two
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I'm patrolling food court for girls
Yeah, it's the best job in the world
They know they're safe with me, they love my little mustache
They love a man in a uniform
Ooh
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With my sunglasses, they can't
See what I'm really looking at
And as they're walking by, I whisper through my donut
"Hey baby, baby, light that ass on fire"
Yeah
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How long must this day go on?
I gotta stand here two more hours 'til I punch the clock
How long must this day go on?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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No, kid, they don't give me a gun
I don't get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
I'll be hanging at the checkout
Checking out your girl, trying to figure out
How she's gonna fit all of that butt into that underwear
Yeah, yeah
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Hey girl, if you can't recall
Where you parked your daddy's car, then I could help you out
All alone in this great big mall
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
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Yeah
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Come on, I guess
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How long must this day go on?
I gotta stand here two more hours 'til it's Miller Time
How long must this day go on?
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
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Patrolling food court for girls
I whisper through my donut
I whisper through my donut
I whisper through my donut
"Hey baby, baby, light that
Hey baby, baby, light that
Light that ass on fire"
Alright, we're good
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