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Good Old Reliable Jake
Darryl Winslow, Renee Klapmeyer, Tom Walker and Recording Cast
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Who's the world's most reliable human being?
Who's the one folks call for help with everything?
Who's the one man you can count on when your life is at stake?
It's good old reliable Jake
Who can help you when you've lost your keys?
Or when you need double-bypass surgery?
Who can be your partner in a two-man luge
And who can sneak a dead hooker out your hotel room?
Who's every senior citizen's favorite mime?
And who can pass Courvoisier like Busta Rhymes?
Who was the inspiration for the Shamrock Shake?
It's good old reliable Jake
Who invented the formula for Krazy Glue?
And who nailed all the chicks on The View?
Who was the last man to walk on the moon?
And who won the fourth Oscar for directing "Platoon"?
Who's the point guard for the Memphis Grizzles?
And who coined the phrase, "Fo' shizzle my nizzle"?
It was me!
Can't you see I ain't no fake?
I'm good old reliable Jake
Do you believe I can get you down the path? (I believe)
And do you believe I can get you to the cabin? (I believe)
You need a guy to get you through them woods
And I knows that trail, and I knows it good
You can trust in me
There's no mistake
I'm good old reliable Jake
You can trust in me
There's no mistake
I'm good old reliable Jake
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