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"And just like old wine... the plot thickens."
Scott Brown & Anthony King
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Wasn't it nice to catch up
With all of our townspeople again?
It sure was, Bud!
You see, this show has a huge cast (huge!)
And when a musical has that many actors backstage -
Ugh. You gotta use them or they get cranky
And speaking of cranky
Looks like Monk's headed over to the wine-press shop
To see what Gutenberg's been up to
And just like old wine
The plot thickens
Scene seven: Gutenberg's wine-press shop
Helvetica is crying in her bucket
Monk enters
Knock-knock-knock
Anybody home?
This is not a home
I'm just here to pick up some wine
Church wine
For the church
Oh
We don't make wine
Not anymore
Well, well, well
You must be Helvetica
(How did you know my name?)
I'm a monk
I know everything (everything?)
Everything!
So you know I love Gutenberg?
No. I did not know that
Until now. Now I know everything!
(So you know Gutenberg invented the printing press?)
What? No!
Who invented the printing press?
(Johannes Gutenberg)
Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press!
What year is it? (1450)
Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press
In the year 1450!
(Yes! And it's right over there!)
Well
We'll just see about that
Ah! (Ah!) It burns!
You know what I think, Helvetica?
(No)
I think you're going to destroy that there printing press
(Why?)
Because if you don't make wine anymore
What use does Gutenberg have for you?
(Oh - oh - I don't know)
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