Keir Starmer Farmer Harmer
Mr E Guest
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Mr E Guest - Kier Starmer Farmer Harmer
Verse 1
Heโs not so hot on country folk
Heโs got em in his sights
If folk they disagree with him
He tell you theyโre far right
Heโs really not that interested
In production or your yield
And when itโs time to pass things on
Youโll need to sell your fields
Your fields....Your fields
Verse 2
In business as a farmer
Well its tough to make ends meet
Up early in the morning
In our winters rain and sleet
Our governments are making sure
That workโs especially hard
Insisting that our produce
Comes mostly from abroad
Abroad .....abroad
Chorus
Well I donโt want to alarm you
But weโre stuck with Starmer Harmer
Had a shocking start so far
Heโd hate to be a farmer
Landing us with taxes
From his sidekick in accounts
Heโs taking country cash from you
Some serious amounts
Amounts.....Amounts
Bridge
Labour Lib Conservative
Theyโve all made farmers suffer
This bloke is going to make things worse
Where do we get these duffers?
Verse 3
Oh then thereโs another one
Who promised us sheโll build
More houses than the last lot could
On your local park or field
She doesnโt care just where they are
So long as she hits her stats
Sheโs treating country people
As though theyโre complete pratts
Total pratts....total pratts
Verse 4
From your local dairy farmer
To our legal labour leader
Well thereโs a massive gulf out there
So donโt let them all deceive you
Our powers that be, between you and me
Are not up for to the task
So supermarkets fix the price
Dick Turpin wore a mask
A mask....A mask
Chorus
Well I donโt want to alarm you
But weโre stuck with Starmer Harmer
Had a shocking start so far
Heโd hate to be a farmer
Landing us with taxes
From his sidekick in accounts
Heโs taking country cash from you
Some serious amounts
Amounts.....Amounts
Labour Lib Conservative
Have all let farmers down
This blokeโs going to make it worse
The mans a total clown!
Lyrics by Tim Bashall copyright February 2025