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My Unfortunate Erection (Chip's Lament)
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee Original Cast
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Fritos, M&M's, Oreo's, all for one dollar
It is tradition
That the person eliminated from the competition
Is fair game for derision
Especially the alpha male
Who will sell goodies at the bake sale
Anyone for brownies?
Anyone for chocolate chips?
Anyone for anything that isn't dated?
How could I have been eliminated?
You wanna know how?
You wanna know how?
You wanna know why?
My unfortunate erection
Is destroying my perfection
It is my recollection
That everything I once did
I did perfectly
Last year's champ defeated!
Because of
Marigold Coneybear
Because of something and not a thing between us
I don't blame my brain, but I do blame my penis!
My unfortunate protuberous
Seems to have it's own exuberous
Anyone for M&M's?
Delicious and appropriate
Anyone for chewy Goobers?
Expensive!
Anyone for buying the shit that I'm selling?
Because my stiffy has ruined my spelling!
Erection!
Erection!
My unfortunate erection!
Woah!
Is ruining my life!
Is ruining my world!
Is ruining my ruining, ruining, ruining
My life!
My life!
Adulthood brings it's own peculiar rejection
Which is why I'm selling this PTA confection!
It will ruin your complexion!
All because of my unfortunate
Erection!
Oh, God!
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