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My Left Nut Itch

Devin the Dude
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Are you still with the Network Health insurance this year? I am no longer with them, but if you can Help me, I would gladly be with you guys Okay, well, we're notโ€” we're not offering health insurance Oh, well, what do you I work with all the small-type members of Network Health plans Hmm So, are you not insured through your employer this year? Uh, actually, I need some insurance, I'm Glad you called 'cause I need some help I have a situation, and I don't know where to go But with your plan, I'm pretty sure you can give me Somewhere to go to relieve me of my left ball itch Okay, uh, okay, Devin? Yes, sir? Are you still with the Network Health Are you still with the Network Health insurance? Uh, do you think, from your work experience, that you guys Can help me with my left nut itching constantly every day? What do you think? We do not have any benefits for that Well, what about the right nut itching every day? We have nothing for that either For no nuts? No You don't have a testicle clause in there anywhere? No Glad you can't be of help You're wasting my time and my left nut Is still itching, you son of a bitch Another block beater for you musty cock eaters Ashy ankle niggas with no socks who rock sneakers I'm just fuckin' with ya, I don't knock peoples Unless you love to smoke, but you never got reefer I'm not new, they call me school, but I'm a leader With my peter, I'll pipe your wife in my Adidas To the crowd for an hour, I'll keep ya Blow front row, in the back, top bleachers Wave your dick beaters in the air, freaky bitches But hide your panties from your man, he'll see the leakage Oh, okay Ayy, Devin, that's not gon' work, man, you gotta try somethin' else No, I'm serious, try somethin' else These freaks and these sluts be like Swisher Sweet guts Get dumped after I give them this meat and these nuts I date 'em, I fake 'em, erase 'em, replace 'em, you chase 'em Take 'em, mace 'em, then rape 'em For goodness sake, I'm just sayin' I'm the opposite Never have to lie on my dick, but still, I'm not a snitch I got a bitch who Ayy, Devin, that's not gon' work either, buddy, nope Bitches tiptoe to put their tulips on my pubics I grab 'em by their two hips, twist their legs up like a Rubik's Cube Cool itch dude, or just call me Devin Every hour of the day, I'm coffee-sippin' Never whippin' my dick out unless I plan to use it Like your gun or your wallet, man, you can't abuse it Youโ€”, oh, okay Damn, man, I think that wasn't Don'tโ€” don't even worry about it, man, don'tโ€” don't worry about it Damn