SO SAD
Harriet Moser
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I woke up this morning and my toast was slightly burnt
It's a lesson in tragedy I never should have learned
Then I saw a puppy but he didn't look at me
Now I'm drowning in the sorrow of my own self-pity
I dropped a piece of cheese on the kitchen floor
Life is just a hallway with a giant closing door
Oh, I'm so sad, I'm tragically blue
I've got the kind of heartbreak only ice cream can subdue
The Wi-Fi's down to two bars, the sky is slightly gray
I'm the protagonist of a very bad indie play
Woe is me, pass the tissues and the tea
I'm as miserable as a human being can be
I looked into the mirror and I had a tiny blemish
My dreams of being a supermodel are starting to diminish
I reached for the remote but it was two feet out of reach
Now I'm sobbing like a castaway on a lonely sandy beach
I checked my bank account, it didn't have a million
My internal emotional state is basically civilian
Oh, I'm so sad, I'm tragically blue
I've got the kind of heartbreak only ice cream can subdue
The Wi-Fi's down to two bars, the sky is slightly gray
I'm the protagonist of a very bad indie play
Woe is me, pass the tissues and the tea
I'm as miserable as a human being can be
Is it the moon? Is it the stars?
Is it the fact that I can't find my favorite candy bars?
The world is a cold place, the sun is way too bright
I'm gonna stay in bed and complain until it's night
So sad
Devastated by this mild inconvenience
Everything is terrible
Wait, is that ice cream?
I think I'm okay now